Stuff that makes me wet

nsfwhumor:

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My idea of cleaning.

pornfunny:

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I want a holiday here.

pornfunny:

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I want a holiday here.

Wear sunscreen. Special sunscreen. Rub it in or lick it off.

Wear sunscreen. Special sunscreen. Rub it in or lick it off.

Where has the sun gone?

Where has the sun gone?

Beach weather. Time to play.

Beach weather. Time to play.

british-milfs:

Premier Inn milf.  Love it!

Had some great fuck sessions at the Premier Inn

british-milfs:

Premier Inn milf.  Love it!

Had some great fuck sessions at the Premier Inn

3 way fun.

The clitoris is pure in purpose. It is the only organ in the body designed purely for pleasure. The clitoris is simply a bundle of nerves: 8,000 nerve fibers, to be precise. That’s a higher concentration of nerve fibers than is found anywhere else in the body, including the fingertips, lips, and tongue, and it is twice, twice, twice the number in the penis. Who needs a handgun when you’ve got a semiautomatic.
The Vagina Monologues, Eve Ensler, 2001  (via stelle)
What a night.

What a night.